In the latest example of how we stray further and further each passing day from the path of the Lord, ‘Disney Plus and Thrust’ is now a thing.
Countless Twitter users have flooded the social media website to mourn the loss of ‘Netflix and Chill’, the beloved way of making a move on someone.
Disney’s dip into the streaming market has only lasted less than a week before it was plunged into absolute sin.
‘Netflix and Chill is dead, it’s now Disney Plus and Thrust.’
The meme, which may also be a sign Armageddon will happen shortly, was first tweeted by a user who announced: “Lmao, Netflix and chill is dead…”
Lmao, Netflix and chill is dead it’s now Disney plus and thrust
— CHUY
(@chucho3k) November 12, 2019
(@chucho3k) Now that Netflix and Chill is gone, it seems everyone across the sexuality and gender spectrums are coming together to embrace the new way of flirting with someone while watching children’s movies and shows:
netflix and chill just got upgraded to disney plus and thrust
— Puneet (@punnettsq) November 13, 2019
Disney plus and thrust? More like Disney plus and trust, somebody get in a monogamous and healthy relationship with me
—
(@_emilyisokay) November 13, 2019
(@_emilyisokay) My bf said “Disney plus n thrust makes sense cuz we’re beauty and the beast”
but when I said aww he said “don’t assume you’re the beauty”
— Justine (@istaniemarie) November 18, 2019
but when I said aww he said “don’t assume you’re the beauty” 
20 mins into Disney Plus and thrust and “The Hunch back of Norte Dame” turns into Arch that back more Madam pic.twitter.com/LomDTQjeeX
— RP2 (@Hdouble0s) November 15, 2019
y’all trynna “disney plus and thrust” while watching that’s so raven and in the middle all you gonna hear is pic.twitter.com/jgaDOt9LSK
— raine (@raineraineh) November 14, 2019
When you ready to Disney+ and Thrust #DisneyPlus pic.twitter.com/YBfQcKRGJx
— Keith Field (@TheMightyKeith) November 15, 2019
Her: Netflix and chill?
Me: Nah we off that, how bout Disney plus and thrust?
Us: pic.twitter.com/Yi8fP8HlHX
— JackStoned (@MrJackSTONED) November 14, 2019
As streamers around the world load up episodes of Recess or blockbusters such as Frozen on their laptop, people will now swipe hesitantly on Tinder.
Fearing that someone will sincerely and not at all ironically list the meme on their bio:
just read a tinder bio that said, “disney plus and thrust?” …I hate boys pic.twitter.com/Lki0CzEoXr
— sabrina (@Sabrina_Shultz) November 18, 2019
It’s also inspired some professional meme-makers to invent some slang of their own:
you’ve heard of netflix and chill and disney plus and thrust, but have you heard of amazon prime and nasty time
— harper (@saltednutroll) November 13, 2019
hear me out:
Netflix and Chill
Hulu and hang
Disney plus and thrust
AMAZON PRIME AND 69
HBO AND RIDE IT SLOW
YOUTUBE AND GET THE LUBE— Briana Dulgar (@BrianaDulgar) November 14, 2019
NeTfLiX aNd cHiLL
DiSnEy pLus aNd ThRuSt
HuLu aNd aNaL
HbO aNd LiCk mY ButTHoLe
ApPLe Tv and BuKakKeWHEN WILL IT BE ENOUGH? You sinners need Jesus. How about instead of Netflix and Blumpkins you open the Bible and PRAY
— Colton Stephens (@ColtonStephens) November 14, 2019
What a time to be alive.
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